Deadly, But Human In Reality

Ask the [3] BAMF Careers + non-BAMF Career Marvel of the 74th Hunger Games.

We have emerged from the depths of hell to answer your fucking questions.

So lets go.

Bitches.

Also, if you want us to see one of your posts, tag us as "askthecareers." Believe us, we'll check it.
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I thought this was really funny. Don’t mind me.

Stealing Katniss’s lines?

-Clove

Careers have no manners, Effie.

-Cato

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Submitted by Anonymous

-Glimmer

-Clove

-Glimmer

-Cato

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Woaaaahhh, you guys kissed! What the fuck, whatever guys! You make it seem like it’s such a big fucking deal. But you know what? Do whatever the fuck you want! It’s not like I fucking care. So you two can just fucking eat each other behind my back. Yeah, just go on ahead. Please, don’t worry about me fucking caring or anything. ‘Cause Panem fucking knows I don’t.

Just leave me the fuck alone. All of you. (But I didn’t even do anythi— -Marvel) I SAID ALL OF YOU.

-Clove

There’s a scar on my shoulder, but it’s not a battle scar. I dislocated my shoulder when throwing knives a few years ago, and it didn’t heal very well. Because of that, it affected my performance on the battlefield, so my dad took me to the doctor to get it operated on. That’s where the scar came from. Other than that, I’m clean.

-Clove

Ah, there’s a scar on my left calf where Clove’s knife had once been.

… When one fucking game of tag goes too fucking far. (Are you really still upset over that? Baby. -Clove)

-Cato

There’s a scar on my forehead from a time I was playing football. Some guy tried to tackle me, and his tooth sunk right into my head. Oh the blood, the gushing, gushing blood.

-Marvel

Ugh. Scars? Hideous marks that add to the flaws of ones body?

Since I am flawless (*Cough* -Clove) … I have no such abnormalities on my perfect (*Cough* -Clove) … Skin.

-Glimmer (*Cough* -Clove)

I did actually think about it once or twice.

Foxface would’ve been an excellent ally, although I believe she works solo? But really, other than her, I’m pretty much fine with the career pack.

Even though they’re a heaping bunch of morons.

-Clove

-Glimmer

… HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET A HOLD OF MY FUCKING JOURNAL, YOU BITCH!?

Ugh. At least my parents aren’t stupid enough to know that I wrote that shit. They’re not stupid like you, you hear?

Just stay away from my fucking room. Actually my fucking house— No.

Stay away from District 2.

-Clove

Oh would you calm your pretty face down already? It was, as you must already know, a joke.

I just felt like there needed to be some, I don’t know… Variety, in those pages of yours? You’re a very talented writer, Clove, I’ll give you that. All those heated stories you wrote about yourself and—

-Glimmer

SHUT UP!!!!

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!!!!

-Clove

I want to read it!!

-Marvel

Me too!

-Cato

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

-Clove

That’s a funny joke.

Believe me, I don’t plan on going out with anybody, anytime soon.

And specifically Marvel, I still wouldn’t go out with him even if he was the fucking president of Panem.

I will, however, admit that Marvel is somewhat attractive in his own way. But he’s just… Strange. It’s not that his attraction to men is weird, it’s just his behavior is rather unusua—

-Clove

-Marvel

-Clove